Buck Greaser's Survival Guide for Skinny Runts.
OK, your license says 6' 1" and 145 lbs. , but we know the real truth, come on. You ain't never weighed 145 lbs. even with your pockets loaded down with fishing lures and your boots filled with quarters. (Lucky for you they don't actually weigh you when you get your license--those ladies would be trying to feed you a sandwich). Hey skinny runt, this blog is for you, and will help you survive in the fat world we live in.

BUCK GREASER
Here to help

Great Survival Tips for Skinny Runts
Ways to make it through life without getting
your ass kicked
so often.

 

Up outta bed

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This entry was posted on 2/12/2007 5:58 PM and is filed under uncategorized.

Did NOT want to pull myself up out of bed this afternoon. Realized I had rolled into bed with my jeans and boots still on again . . . damn, those 30-packs just inspire late-night activity. Oh well, that just means I can skip getting dressed. Wife had already left for work, probably been there for several hours by now. Gotta say it, though, this blog ain't about me. Seems like everbody just talks about hisself in a blog, but I plan to keep that to a minimum. What this blog will cover, mostly, is the garage. THE GARAGE. Yessir, our bread and butter. Wasn't for the Garage we'd all be homeless suckers lookin for our next meal. Ain't none of us that can really do much else. Lord knows, we ain't built to be construction workers, although I've seen more than just a few skinny runts drywalling on a pair of stilts. But DANG, have you tried to pick up a sheet of 5/8 rock lately? And these guys put them on the ceiling! Sorry pal, ain't for me. By the time you get a sheet all screwed in your whole body is shakin and you think you might throw up. I ain't throwin out my back for no company. And on the business suit side, Ain't none of us got the brains to be lawyers and bankers, not to say we didn't try that route. Told us all through school that there wouldn't be no future in changin oil and rebuildin carburaters. But damn, look at us now. I'd say we're doing OK, mostly.

 

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    • 2/22/2007 11:57 PM Stick wrote:
      I know what you mean, man, about the sheetrock. We started to do my basement ceiling, and it was half-inch. Took three of us to hold it in place and screw it in. Dang, by the time we got the second sheet screwed in we was all cussing and pretty well whipped, so we broke open the beer. That was three weeks ago and it's still sitting there with just two pieces of sheetrock. Doubt if we ever finish it cause nobody wants to bust their butts that way again. Nobody really ever looks at the ceiling anyhow.
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    • 6/27/2007 12:46 AM Jessica wrote:
      I don't really understand why you made this site, but it's pretty funny anyways...
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