Buck Greaser's Survival Guide for Skinny Runts.
OK, your license says 6' 1" and 145 lbs. , but we know the real truth, come on. You ain't never weighed 145 lbs. even with your pockets loaded down with fishing lures and your boots filled with quarters. (Lucky for you they don't actually weigh you when you get your license--those ladies would be trying to feed you a sandwich). Hey skinny runt, this blog is for you, and will help you survive in the fat world we live in. |
